I just wanted to let you guys know that I agree with you, Livejournal is a sinking fucking ship. I'm joining the rats and heading off. Have fun by yourself here, Jess ( Read more... )

Three little things that may be of interest to people who are my friends.

1) Eli Roth's Hostel has a new release date. It's coming out Dec. 21. Fuck yes. For more information, see the trailer: http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/hostel.html;_ylt= ( Read more... )

Any Connecticut people want to go see Charlotte Martin on Wednesday night at the Webster for 10 bucks?

If anyone needs me for the next few days, I'll be in Connecticut. Things aren't going so hot right now and I need to get back there.

If you want to chat or something, please call.

I have written a lot of comedy. I've written a lot of jokes in the past couple years. Many of them became sketches for Animosity Pierre or entries in this livejournal or they were contributed to The Show or This Is It or even used as part of Skitzenkomedie. Then throw in the hundreds of one-liners and ideas that I've thought up on the fly for ( Read more... )

Really quick. Animosity Pierre's myspace is up and better than anything else located on the internet except for Clip Directory and it's comprehensive supply of pornographies ( Read more... )

Everyone always writes journals that they claim are not intended for an audience. This is bullshit because it's being broadcast on the single largest mass medium to ever exist. OBVIOUSLY there is intent for at least someone to read it. That said, seriously, I don't care if you skip this one. I writing here simply because I want to get this down and ( Read more... )

2 Kings 2

From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two ( Read more... )

It's getting lonely in here.

Benjamin Franklin was a motherfuckin' pimp ( Read more... )