The "Wine Rack"

[croozin]

So, 10 years ago...or something; Stan told me I needed to come up with more ideas. Well, he told me that last year too. But that doesn't apply to this story. Mostly 'cause he liked to bitch about some stupid crap about how I was going to put us all out of business and I'm pissing on my parent's legacy. (Which, kind of a low-blow. Considering how

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[croozin]

Yeah. I really can't believe he didn't like it either.

[croozin]

Yeah. But when he comes groveling back 'cause his stupid little campaign failed, that's when I'm gonna make him do something embarrassing.

And I'll probably post it on Youtube. Maybe one of my networks. I haven't decided yet.

[croozin]

Well no. Not exactly.

He did try to take over my company though. Which I guess is kind of similar. Except, it's not quite on that large of a scale.

[grubermeister]

You, sir, are just a pervert. My brother would probably find it hilarious.

[croozin]

Nah, I don't think of it as perverted. But then again, by your age I was pretty much already a chronic masturbator.

[grubermeister]

NO! Not masturbation! That makes you do horrible, terrible things!

[croozin]

Well, it's not like it isn't natural!

...Have you even had a sex education class, kid?

[white_captain]

Cheer up! I'm sure you'll have an even better idea than that.

[croozin]

How could there possibly be a better idea than this?

It's like...the Holy Grail of ideas!

[white_captain]

If there could be a better idea, I'm sure you'll think of it.

[industrial_pink]

That's actually a pretty good idea. But I don't have "extra room" and I don't think that would carry enough alcohol.

[croozin]

Yeah, that's what I thought too. Well. Then you'd just have to make sure to get refills!