The "Wine Rack"

[croozin]

So, 10 years ago...or something; Stan told me I needed to come up with more ideas. Well, he told me that last year too. But that doesn't apply to this story. Mostly 'cause he liked to bitch about some stupid crap about how I was going to put us all out of business and I'm pissing on my parent's legacy. (Which, kind of a low-blow. Considering how

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[pale_valentine]

Beer and hard liquors I could understand... but wine or champagne? At the very least allow the finer drinks a respective measure of decency.

Not that anyone seems to be concerned with such in the face of the almighty dollar.

[croozin]

Hey. Alcohol is alcohol.

Personally, I kind of like to drink cocktails or beer. But y'know, anything is good.

Plus I like when people have their priorities straight. Even if it does make us all look a little trashy in the end. You've got to take some risks.

[pale_valentine]

I suppose decency is indeed in the eye of the beholder. Moreover, as if women weren't objectified enough - let's make them a receptacle for booze as well, hm?

I may not be attracted to the fairer sex, but I certainly don't endeavor to disrespect them further. Risks, indeed.

[croozin]

Hey! They like it. Women like to drink too. Plus, it's kind of been happening since forever.

They can just say no and walk away. It's not like there aren't plenty of hot chicks out there.

[blackulahunter]

That can't be practical.

...But I bet it's fun.

[croozin]

But if you think about it, it kind of is. 'Cause then they don't have to hold glasses. So you can multi-task. Because who really wants to hold a glass during a party?

And it also prevents spilling from happening. Well for the most part. Unless there's a leak. Which...could be a good thing.

I mostly just like the fact that it combines two of the best things in the world though.

[blackulahunter]

I don't drink. So I wouldn't....

...man, why is your cock in a coke can?

[croozin]

It's not a Coke can. It's my master cylinder pants!

[g_quagmire]

Buddy, I completely feel your pain. I can still remember getting laughed at for the idea of edible underwear and now Victoria's Secret is totally cashing in!

[Lock to Cruise]

Man, you and me gotta talk business sometime. I bet we could make a killing coming up with ideas and patenting them.

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[croozin]

Oh man! Bud Light even did a jingle about it and everything!

I miss those ads.

[Lock]
Hey, if you've got some ideas I'm down with that. I've got the factories. And now that Stan isn't here to tell me that they're stupid, I can just put the big-ass approval stamp on things.
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[space_viking]

Hokay.....dis is whats calls lawsuits time. I woulds of INVESTED in that.

I likes the crystals pepsi....

[croozin]

I would love to sue somebody, but I don't think I can do that without any paperwork. Can I? Can I just write my own paperwork? I doubt anybody will know the difference.

And Crystal Pepsi was just weird! It was like an optical illusion, I just couldn't bring myself to drink it.

[space_viking]

I dunno, i drinks it lots in sweden. Live on crystal pepsi and mushrooms in 1997. You gets used to it.

I still seeing floating colors though sometime...dunno if thats is the pepsi or the mushroom.

[croozin]

Well that certainly sounds like a healthy diet.

[peter_white]

Aw, Crystal Pepsi was awesome! I had saved a bottle of it, but I think I drank it a few years ago...

[croozin]

I'm pretty sure they still sell it on Ebay. Unless it's just some guy filling the bottle up with water. Which is definitely a possibility.