So, which part don't you believe. The alien abduction or the fact that there's no hot space chicks? 'Cause I'm kind of surprised about the second one myself.
I never really doubted aliens 'cause Douchington is one. But I guess I was kind of hopeful that there were attractive life forms out there. Guess I can scratch that one out until somebody proves me wrong.
Whoa, you're in space?! Is it really as floaty and cool as they make it out to be in the movies? Does your spit float in midair? I sooo wanna come up there!!!
I haven't left this stupid spaceship. So, I wouldn't really know. But from what I can see, it's not all that cool. It's pretty much the opposite of all the cool space movies. It's like...all the same thing.
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...Can you even smoke weed in space? God....dammit! There are more questions than there are answers.
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...You weren't here before, were you?
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Okay, didn't work.
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