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Jun 28, 2009 23:46

Wow. It's a really bad time to be a celebrity.

First you've got the kung-fu guy. And then the big check guy. And then the king of pop. (Seriously, who didn't have the Thriller album and that jacket? Except when he went y'know...crazy. All because of that Pepsi commercial catching his hair on fire. See kids, this is why you don't play with fire! ( Read more... )

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cinnamonxbuns July 1 2009, 20:26:27 UTC

Dood, I know. Michael Jackson was a fuckin idol, and I would know. I mean sure he gaht kinda crazy in the last ten years, but back in the eighties? He was almost as big as Dethklok is now. I met him once. He was kinda weird... but it was Michael Jackson, you know?

I think Skwisgaar did Farrah Fawcett, before she was gonna marry that guy.

croozin July 4 2009, 07:15:17 UTC

Whoa! Those are both pretty amazing achievements. Been sort of considering doing a mural somewhere in the house to commemorate them.

Mostly just a big-ass painting of Farrah. Kind of feel like that's necessary.

g_quagmire July 3 2009, 16:10:01 UTC

I'm still holding out. If Sean Connery kicks the bucket this year, I'm buying myself a mountain retreat to ride out the Apocalypse.

croozin July 4 2009, 07:16:13 UTC

He can't die. Well. I guess he can. But only if you decapitate him.

peter_white July 5 2009, 05:53:48 UTC

Billy Mays, too. The guy irritated the hell outta me, but I'm actually sad he's gone. I mean, who's going to sell Oxy-Clean now, the Sham-Wow guy?

...and for future reference, cancer's not contagious.

croozin July 8 2009, 05:54:13 UTC

Maybe the Sham-Wow guy killed him. And cleaned up the blood with the Sham-Wow. Huh. Wonder if that thing does soak up blood. That could be useful.

It's a disease. It has to be contagious.

1londoncalling July 12 2009, 01:57:23 UTC

... zombie celebrities. Now why didnt I think of that to devastate this pathetic planet?

I really was quite troubled with the news of that Jackson fellow.

And you better not have cancer. That would make my sweet revenge so anticlimactic.

croozin July 12 2009, 04:09:07 UTC

I'm not quite prepared to fight against a zombie uprising. Don't even have my guns.

I know. Did not see that one coming. Well. Not at that moment anyways.

No! God that'd be horrible. It'd be like the salad dressing guy! Think I'm clean though. Yeah. Pretty sure I am.