Cheapskates

[croozin]

So, I finished my little "party" and decided I wanted to get me some of that free candy

Comments

[monarch_the]

Way to kill the spirit of the holiday. Isn't it enough that kids like candy? It's just fun.

[croozin]

No! Giving some kid my candy is not fun! That's like the opposite of fun.

[monarch_the]

I meant fun for the kid.

[croozin]

Yeah. Still not convincing me.

Why should they get to have all the fun? Why isn't there a holiday for me to go around and get free stuff from random people? I mean, not just candy. I could go for some pickles too. I need some.