Well, I guess it's official now.

[croozin]

So, you probably all know this already but Grace and I are through. First of all, she's been cheating on me with a leprechaun! Yeah I know, I didn't think they existed either. Guess I was wrong. And he's not even a fun one like the Lucky Charms dude! More like the ones from that movie with Jennifer Aniston. (Maybe I need some more shoes....And

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[monarch_the]

He's not really a leprechaun, but, you know what, nevermind.

And you got gifts on Halloween?

[croozin]

Well you know, he looks like one.

Um yeah. Did you see my profile page? Totally got presents.

[monarch_the]

He's like, five nine. Kind of tall for a leprechan.

Oh, the... digital candycorn.

[croozin]

Well, maybe there are tall leprechauns. They don't all have to be short.

[antagone]

I'm so glad we were able to make everything work out!

[croozin]

I know! It's like some crazy messed up world.

Whatever. I've got plenty of other chicks that want me, and now they've got their chance.

[croozin]

Yeah. Commitment is kind of crappy. Especially if you're social and you just want to meet new people! There's nothing wrong with that.

[monarch_the]

Oh come on, we've all got issues. He's totally just using it.

[croozin]

You know, seeing somebody doesn't bring them back to life. Nor does it remove that experience from my brain.

So, why would I pay somebody to do nothing?

[friendzoidberg]

Oh that's horrible! How could she do that to you?

[croozin]

...I don't know!

I'm kind of wondering the same thing.

[judgementok]

Your supposed to be on Grace's side in this, idiot lobster!!!

[friendzoidberg]

Stop yelling at me!