Because everybody else is doing it.

[croozin]

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[croozin]

Yeah, I realize that. I still can't erase it from my memory though! It's there! It won't go away!

If a woman had done that, I wouldn't be complaining. Unless she was really ugly. Then I might be complaining. I still need to make up for it. Don't know if anybody will even have sex with me now though. I'm a little creeped out myself. They didn't even do that when I filmed my porno.

[croozin]

There's no way I'm letting a guy that looks like Vincent Price touch my head! I might end up possessed or something.

[croozin]

Ok. That was only once!

And I hardly see how that has anything to do with this!

[croozin]

Oh like he tells the truth. Half the time he's lying about some stupid crap. Or just being stupid in general.

He's just a grumpy old man who's mad that he's not getting any! But not the funny ones in that movie with Jack Lemmon and those other old guys. I could totally put up with them.

[monarch_the]

That was painful to watch, not gonna lie.

[croozin]

Yeah. Well, it was more painful for me to have to go through.

[monarch_the]

Sounded like it.

[antagone]

HAHAHAHAHA Suffer you sad lump of flacid flesh! SUFFER!

[croozin]

You just...

...

Go away. Please.

[antagone]

NO! Hahahahahaha!

[hahha_innuendo]

Waxing's not so bad once you get used to it! Hardly even make a sound now, just pull and rip!

Ha ha! Ouch.

[croozin]

That's great, but once the hair grows back, there's no way I'm doing it again.

[hahha_innuendo]

That's what they all say.

[croozin]

Yeah. No. Pretty sure it's not happening again. Especially down there. That really hurt.