Another Entry from Awesome-X

[croozin]

Yes, it's true that I, Awesome-X, have assisted in saving Santa Claus. So yeah, guess that's another one for the books. The awesome books. I'm hoping that means I get a Christmas special next year or something. That'd be pretty cool. Aside from that, not much else is new. There's not all that many villains in my part of the town. I've already

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[croozin]

Yeah. I think it was the guy in the butterfly costume. I wasn't paying much attention to them.

[croozin]

No problem. Awesome-X is always here for citizens in trouble. Especially those who help deliver toys to children. Don't want them to miss out on all the cool toys they've made this year.

[croozin]

Nah. There hasn't been all that much to do. Unlike the other superheroes, many of my enemies don't really live. So they can't really escape from jail and cause more mayhem.

[croozin]

Yeah, that was...something. I didn't realize he was going to try and hump everybody. Oh well. Still saved the day.

[croozin]

Well thank you very much. That's definitely one of my favorite moves. I like the sound effects too though. It makes it a lot easier if anybody ever decides to make a film.

And I may be needing your assistance in the future. Don't really have any plans right now, but I'm sure I'll think of something.

[monarch_the]

You sound like an after-school special. Who's your target audience? Third graders?

[croozin]

Well, I'm not the one trying to steal toys from a big fat man, am I?

[monarch_the]

Correction-- we were stealing a magical bag that could give us anything we wanted.

[croozin]

Right. No. It was Santa's toy bag. There's a reason he doesn't tend to give presents to people over the age of 11.

[friendzoidberg]

It was so much fun! Do you perhaps need a sidekick?

[croozin]

Well...I don't...

Hmmm....Maybe...

The Xtacles are being kind of stupid right now.

[friendzoidberg]

Or perhaps you need a private physician? Or a poison food tester?

[croozin]

Physician? Definitely not.

And I don't think you'd want to eat poison. It's kind of...poisonous.