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[croozin]

So, I think I've finally decided I want to settle down. Maybe start a family. I'm pretty sure I found the right girl and she's just completely changed my views on life. And she's gorgeous too! Plus she loves Fred Dryer too! In fact, she's actually got the Hunter DVDs!

So, you know, how can I go wrong? That's why I haven't been posting as much

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[gmilf_lover]

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You gots a tattoos in your backs. Dats sexys.

[croozin]

That's uh...actually permanent marker. I couldn't really get it to wash off. Definitely not a tramp stamp.

[gmilf_lover]

...Who gets to draws with permanents...waits, i woulds do its too.

Nots a bad ideas.

[croozin]

I didn't do it to myself!

[industrial_pink]

Nice ass.

[croozin]

Yeah. I know.

[cinnamonxbuns]

Hah. Nice one, dood. I knew ya couldn't be tyin the knot! I shoulda thought of that.

[croozin]

It may have been a little obvious. Definitely don't plan on committing to anybody anytime soon.

[hahha_innuendo]

BRILLIANT! Ha ha! Butt shot.

You should have seen the April Fools jokes I set up for the employees! Oh those poor rubes, suckers, and gullible saps.

[croozin]

I did some other things too. Not nearly as good as previous years. Definitely room for improvement. I think my favorite was when I made the newspaper staff write a bunch of new made-up stories after they'd already printed out the papers. They weren't too happy about it, but the result was worth it.

Oh man, what'd you do?

[hahha_innuendo]

I love it! You could really screw with some heads that way.

Ha ha! Head.

The real question is what didn't I do! Which would still be quite the list! Very long and tedious, considering, but not long as it could have been, and that's the point!

My favorite prank was giving the employees fake paychecks! Oh I'd love to see the looks on their faces when they try to cash them.

Ha ha ha! Humiliation.

[croozin]

Well that sounds awesome!

[hiswifeasword]

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I am not sure I understand the reason there is a buttocks on my screen.

[croozin]

I'm not an English major, but wouldn't it be buttock because there's not more than one?

[hiswifeasword]

English is not my first language.

The image is... puzzling, nevertheless.

[croozin]

Well. That's just kind of what you do on April Fools Day.