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[croozin]

So, I think I've finally decided I want to settle down. Maybe start a family. I'm pretty sure I found the right girl and she's just completely changed my views on life. And she's gorgeous too! Plus she loves Fred Dryer too! In fact, she's actually got the Hunter DVDs!

So, you know, how can I go wrong? That's why I haven't been posting as much

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[croozin]

Yeah. I could've done better. Not like people haven't seen my ass before.

It was kind of just a last minute thing though.

[croozin]

Hey, I had to do it! It's April Fools Day, couldn't just let it go to waste.

Least I didn't link you to some 80s music video. Or whatever the hell it is those kids are doing now.

[croozin]

I wouldn't call it big exactly. I'm no Kim Kardashian. That's for sure.

[croozin]

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I'm...not really sure what that's supposed to mean.

[croozin]

...Rick Astley's posting pictures of his butt?

[cerealsmasher]

....well, that was way better than having pink hair.

[croozin]

Yeah. You would say that.

How's being gay working out for you?

[cerealsmasher]

I got a new date tomorrow!

[croozin]

I am....a little bit shocked by that.

Might want to not hold them hostage with your rocket launcher. 'Cause that's sort of a turn-off.

[monarch_the]

That was like, number 62 on the List of Things I Never Want To See Ever. Thanks for that.

[croozin]

Hey, some people pay for this stuff! So you know, kind of not so much of a prank. More of a benefit.

[monarch_the]

Oh gag me.