WHAT THE HELL!

[croozin]

I'm not just to be used as your "gay butt buddy" at will. If I wanted to do that I'd be like Sarah Jessica Parker and get a damn blown-up doll made! (A creepy one too. Is anybody else frightened of that thing? Needs to be used as a scarecrow.) Plus I can get tons of women anyways! Those movies I made...kind of misleading. Who would've thought a

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[gmilf_lover]

Almost everyones gots laids, wells...excepts the baldys doctors...

[croozin]

Well, that's great. But I don't care about "everyone." I only care about Xander Crews.

[gmilf_lover]

Waits...you dids a gays pornos?

[croozin]

NOT INTENTIONALLY!

But yes. I did a few of them.

[croozin]

Hey. I take showers. Not like I sleep in the Motel 8 every night.

...Whatever that's supposed to mean.

[gmilf_lover]

Whats so distrubings abouts dats?

The dildoes gas masks is reallys funs.

[gmilf_lover]

Yous will nots knows hows is its untils you trys its...

[blackulahunter]

Man, that sucks.

--Hold on, Sarah Jessica Parker had a blow-up doll made?

[croozin]

Yeah. Probably as a promotion for the new movie coming out.

[blackulahunter]

oh, right, that Sex and the City thing. ...Man, there are some damn desperate people out there.

[croozin]

Aren't there always?

I'm just glad I don't have to worry about it.

[industrial_pink]

You didn't seem so gay when you introduced yourself and immediately hit on me. I guess I was wrong though.

I would never have a blow up doll made...

[croozin]

Yeah. Well making movies and enjoying something are completely different things. Being a porn actor is no different than being a normal actor. Most of it's all in presentation.

But whatever.

[industrial_pink]

Wait, so are you gay or not?

[croozin]

NO!