WHAT THE HELL!

[croozin]

I'm not just to be used as your "gay butt buddy" at will. If I wanted to do that I'd be like Sarah Jessica Parker and get a damn blown-up doll made! (A creepy one too. Is anybody else frightened of that thing? Needs to be used as a scarecrow.) Plus I can get tons of women anyways! Those movies I made...kind of misleading. Who would've thought a

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[greenafro]

I'm taking it your body switch didn't go so well?

You know, you're rich. I bet there's already a blow up doll out there of you made without your knowledge. But it's gotta have some sexual-innuendo play on its name like Sarah Jessica "Porkher".

[gooddoggy]

He probably had one made of himself.

[greenafro]

What self-loving man wouldn't? We are all truly lesser people for not having blow-up dolls of ourselves with questionable names.

[croozin]

Yeah. Not like this hasn't happened before though. The whole somebody trying to rape me thing. Still pretty crappy.

If there is, I certainly hope it's not that ugly. Those things are hideous! I mean, she isn't the most gorgeous woman in the world, but that looks like it's been ran over with a truck. Several times.