I never really liked to use this forum solely for bitching purposes, but right now I cant feel like I can really talk to anybody about this, and I don't like bitching to just random people ( Read more... )

I want so badly to swoon over my amazing trip to pittsburgh this weekend, and the boy who makes my heart go pitter patter. But, then i realized the last LJ i wrote swooning over a boy was about Dom. So I dont want to jinx it. If youre curious about butterfly kisses, and barefoot walks on fountains and the raunchy and debauched ways I got so many ( Read more... )

So he has called twice and I have yet to pick up the phone. Stay strong. I want so badly to pick it up and tell him that I hate his fucking guts, but I only hate his fucking guts cuz I still love him! Gah! I really need a new vibrator, but mine broke and they are way too expensive to go buying right now. Besides, I need to save up money to go ( Read more... )

I love, love, walking into my house famished, to find something lurking in the fridge looking absolutely disgusting but tasting absolutely amazing. Thanks mom ( Read more... )

I keep feeling myself slipping into the old mindset. I worked real hard to get out of that, and lately it's becoming increasingly harder to remind myself why I never wanted to feel like that again. Being emotionally invested in nothing is so apealing. I read "Sex Without Love", by Sharon Olds yesterday and it made me just remember so many things ( Read more... )

I have been seriously contemplating if there is a mathematical configuration as to how to give a woman an orgasm. Really. I'm sure someone at MIT or Oxford has it in the works. If you are that particular nerd, and you happen to be reading this, feel free to contact me for research purposes.

...I think far too much when I'm alone, and frankly, that can be disasterous. The more the minutes progress, the more I think about how cold he was on the phone, and how he is with his ex, the stripper, and how maybe I shouldn't have turned down Josh's offer for that date. He said he would call, he hasn't. He's the first boy I have bought underwear ( Read more... )

...My brother is outside, mowing the lawn in his underwear. Not boxers, but tighty whiteys. We're such trash. I wish I had a camcorder to prove this was happening.

...For the past couple of nights I've been hanging out with her and her friends at an awesome studio apartment in the Flats. It makes me excited to drive down there knowing I will unabashadly walk into Ben's apartment, and he will greet me with kisses and some horrid drink in which will will toast to Vagina's ( Read more... )

...I think the universe genuinely hates me. No joke. Do you ever have that feeling that you're gonna cry and puke at the same time? My nerves are being grated, and I don't know how I am going to survive tomorrow. I told my mother if she yells at me one more time I'm going to lock her in a closet. I mean it too ( Read more... )