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With my haaaaands...
With my haaaaands...
With my haaaaands...

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I HATE YOU, UTADA HIKARU.

Go here. Tell this guy what you think.

You know I'm talking to you, Mr. Puffy Fan.

So, as it turns out, Miers's confirmation has been withdrawn by the White House, and newswriters across the country are given yet another chance to list all of Bush's major political woes in painstaking detail. Reading them all makes me sad to be an American, but my darker side gets from them a sort of sadistic pleasure that my lighter side ( Read more... )

In a strange way, the Mets win.  Bobby V's Chiba Lotte Marines took it all by sweeping three straight in the best-of-five Japan Series.  Incidentally, the team also contains two more Met alums in Hawaiian/Filipino outfielder Benny Agbayani and multi-purpose journeyman Matt Franco.  I'm also happy just because it knocks those obnoxious Hanshin ( Read more... )

And now, because nobody asked for it, here's another top 5 list:


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This whole Harriet Miers business has me divided. On one hand, this ridiculous nomination of a clearly unqualified candidate only serves to expose the incompetence and corruption of the current administration. Of course, there has been far more of this sort of evidence than a country should ever have to endure, but it's an unfortunate fact that ( Read more... )

Let's say that you've recently been put in charge of a monthly volunteer rag that provides so-called entertainment for the JET community in Hokkaido. You've acquired the editorship only recently, and to make matters worse, popularity has already gone into a bit of a tailspin due to the publication's rather poor quality and some atrocious errors in ( Read more... )

It's about time I got me one of these fuckers.