So apparently there's a realtor in Port Angeles named Clarice Arakawa.

DISCUSS

Heard back from the shop today about my car Fullmetal (here is a picture, by the way) and exactly how much damage The Boulder did to my poor wagon. And yes, The Boulder. The name was not actually my idea. No one knew why I was giggling.

The rock was about the size of a small dog, for reference, and NOT "half the size of my fist" as the best friend ( Read more... )

I SURVIVED MY FIRST DAY.

I got 2,112 words in! A motherfucking palindrome! I didn't even try to do that and I got a PALINDROME. Clearly this is a sign. EVERYTHING TODAY IS A SIGN.

All 2,112 words are absolute garbage and no one else is allowed to read them ever, but I DID IT. I've been threatening to write this friggin' book for four years and I have ( Read more... )

EARLIER THIS MORNING:

Crow: doop a doop a doop drivin' to work
Rain: -is raining-
Sun: -is still not up yet-
GIANT FUCKING ROCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD: -is there-
Crow: WHAT THE FUCK GIANT FUCKING ROCK WHAT
Car: -CRASHES INTO ROCK-

So now Fullmetal (yes, I named my car Fullmetal. I'm surprised it took this long for something to go wrong) is in the shop ( Read more... )

A symptom of doujinshi withdrawal while arcanum_amare is still on hiatus:

( NSFW for giant phallic rocket )

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A vase full of water and roses just fell on my head.

HOW THIS HAPPENED: I am in the living room of my temporary apartment. My temporary roommates are all visiting friends in another apartment here and having social lives while I hide in my sleeping bag and fuck around on the internet. Moments ago, I leaned back against the TV-entertainment-cabinet- ( Read more... )

Regarding my recent move to the Olympic Peninsula and the photoshop abomination I posted in my previous entry:

( FMA 107 spoilers )

Moving is a pain, but things are falling into place. Tomorrow, I drive out to see my new place and unload all the stuff I drove up with me, do more job registration stuff, and (hopefully) get my driver's license. Here's to learning how to parallel park in the few hours before the test!

So my new home is on the Olympic Peninsula, a place known for ( Read more... )

THESE CAN'T REALLY BE CALLED STRESS DOODLES NOW THAT THE WORLD HAS STOPPED SUCKING SO MUCH

BUT WHATEVER


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