...you have the school paper follow you to the cashiers office where you pay your tuition bill with an oversized check.

The damn thing cost me $25 even after my bank discount, but well worth the effect.

...the first day of classes I might add, I was hit by a truck ( Read more... )

So I decided to try and get a credit card of my own today after getting one of those letters in the mail. All I have now is my Visa debit card and a Discover card, which can't be used anywhere. Apparantly my parents got it because of a no interest for six months to pay for home renovations and they decided to add my name on it to be nice so I could ( Read more... )

Wednesday: (Below is a transcript of everything we said to each other over the course of the entire day ( Read more... )

So today my roommate happened to be going through my closet to borrow my iron when he discovered my giant box full of copious amounts of alcohol. Now I realized that he was a devout Christian of some sort and a person who follows the rules to the T, so I never made the presence of alcohol in my room noticeable. It was always hidden from view and ( Read more... )

A man from Charlotte, North Carolina, having purchased a case of very expensive cigars, insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked the entire stockpile, the man filed a claim against the insurance company, stating that the cigars were “lost in a series of small fires ( Read more... )

Jesus loves Lambuel"Hey, Habu ( Read more... )

Bill sets fine for low-riding pants ( Read more... )

I have no memory of last night... but here are some pics...


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What did you do?


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