Where were we? Oh, dinner, right. SHall I continue with the tales? Here goes ( Read more... )

What a chock full few days have gone by, kids! Mostly it was just our mad tour of Scranton (in which I crashed a wedding) and meeting THE Neil Hamburger, America's Funnyman. Oh, the craziness just went on and on, children ( Read more... )

Hello class. Today we will be doing something a little different. I haven't updated here in over 2 weeks, and boy do I have some stories and interesting happenings to regale you all with ( Read more... )

Oh man, The Who is great. Except for "Mama's Got a Squeezebox." What a stupid song. It totally mars The Who's career of song. And wtf?! A banjo solo?? That doesn't rock! I know Doug Funnie played banjo, but with all due respect, Doug Funnie did not set out to rock your head to the back of the auditorium and/or smash drums with sonic noise bursts ( Read more... )

I have the urge to write something where the main character is a grown man who is heavy into collecting and using yo-yos. Has that ever been done? There will also have to be a girl, possibly his love interest, who has a harelip. Maybe this could be some IFC movie someday. I'd have to do lots of research on yo-yos though. There is a whole WORLD of ( Read more... )

This is the reason I keep MoonPie and RC Cola INSIDE!


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Motherfucker. I have the Patriot Protects Your Home commercial song stuck in my head ( Read more... )

This is what I turn in to when I get close to youuuuu ( Read more... )

A rappin' surfer, you the fool I pity!

In honor of The Simpsons Movie I finally made my avatar! ROCK!


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After the horrific blow of not having a library job lined up for me, the rest of the world is functioning normally, and luckily has included me in its warm embraces ( Read more... )