What is up with me and dating Capricorns?

I have adderall jitters. Fuck me.

I've always wanted to see someone with a harelip be the star of a television show or movie. It's probably more likey that someone with a harelip would get a movie part since movies can be edgy. And it seems to me that it would be "edgy" to have an actor/actress with an harelip. Is it "a harelip" or "an harelip" ? I don't know ( Read more... )

What a weird 24+ hours. I don't even know where to begin. Well, how about with crushing dissapointment leading to eventual peace ( Read more... )

The past few days I have been incredibly nostalgic. I've brought up this weird ability to remember names of people I went to school with, despite the fact of blocking out most of my public school career. It's strange ( Read more... )

I just watched the first season of Futurama nonstop from beginning to end.

My hands smell like dog.

This is one of the most disturbing stories I have ever heard. Thank god they got the guy.

tortoise torturer suspect arrestedreaders of this space know that cookie jill has been following the story of poor bob the tortoise. bob is a pet of an autistic boy and was stolen one day from his backyard and tortured and left for dead. the poor boy was ( Read more... )

Well, fungos, it's here. The final Harry P. And although I may not have read it the second it came out, I did peek at the last few pages as soon as I got in to work this morning ( Read more... )

I want to start a new "story" journal where I fictionalize some of the greatest moments of my life, and it would totally be called "If this is Laura, sorry about all those ants in your mailbox." I'd read something titled that! It promises hijinx of the tallest order ( Read more... )

Duh! I forgot to post what I originally came on here to brag about!

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I can't deal with the speed of time. It is passing at a frighteningly quick speed, and things that happened last week may as well have happened a year ago. My grasp on time is limited to a day to day basis. I can't comprehend the future. What a ridiculous thing to try and understand. And the past? What a jumble of memories and thoughts that has ( Read more... )