HAHAHA! Black Dumbledore! Chester and I wait until it's really quiet and it's possible that the other person has fallen asleep, then we say "DUMBLEDOE" really loudly in poor black accents. It scared me, then I scared her. HA! Favorite Robot Chicken clip of ALL TIME.


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Is it wrong that I have a bonner for the best man in Laura's wedding? I get to walk down the aisle with him. We're either going to be wearing purple or green. I could go either way, though I really prefer black und white. But as the wedding is a theme of colors, I'll dress up ( Read more... )

Praise the Lord! Jump fo Joy!!! This is the glory of...the SECOND RUN of ADULT SWIM!!!!

In anticipation of all this Harry Potter nonsense and hype ("I love the hype," said Forbes) I should enter online my awesomely hilarious, or at least I get a chuckle from it, Lord Voldemort comic! It's only one panel long, so it's good for you types with ADD ( Read more... )

"PASS THE DUTCHIE ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE." This song is awesome. I have no idea the year or country of origin of this piece. But it sounds great on these little Altec speakers.... (Speaker Nerd comment ahead)

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I used to religiously swear allegiance to only Advent and Peavey speakers. But these Altec's have appeased the master. Congradulations. *20 ( Read more... )

Well, Vivian Vance Day 2007 wasn't a total suckfest after all ( Read more... )

Well, to most of you, it's the 4th of July. To me, there is nothing to celebrate. My dad has been out of work for a year, I don't have a job, and according to about 30 people, I'm a hopeless drug addict. Yes, I'm down there in the gutters with needles in my arm, ma. Top of the fucking world ( Read more... )

I've always prided myself on being honest. But, one thing I am secretly proud of is how I selectivly divulge information. I'm certainly not an open book, but I always know just how much I want to let slip. I'm thankful for doing this, because no one attaches to me at therapy. Group therapy has been the most soul-wrenching and difficult thing to ( Read more... )

Some little kid said to my dad: "You sound like Darth Vader ( Read more... )

I see the glass as half empty.

I didn't get that job at Curves. But that's ok, because on closer inspection, I'd have to talk to a lot of people and put on a bullshit front all the time. And I'd have to scrub those recovery mats. Crumbly is not about scrubbing anything. And I'm pretty sure the duty of cleaning the toilets would be delegated in to ( Read more... )

Welly well world. Someone out there likes me, because when father and I arrived at the Courthouse Monday morning, I was pleasantly surprised. I got all dressed up and shaved for nothing. I didn't even have to go into the courtroom! My attorney spoke to the judge one on one, showed him documented evidence that I have serious mental illnesses and I ( Read more... )