Tom Goes to the Mayor tomorrow on DVD! YES! Buy it bitches ( Read more... )

So much awesomeness has happened in the last week, but I've been too damn tired to post. I've just been pooped. I don't even feel like typing anything out now, I just wanted to touch base and be like "Well, you guys don't get to hear about anything awesome because I'm just too tired to post."

That is all.

If you get more than 30 you're paranoid ( Read more... )

I can't wait for Chester to get her ass over here. I put in a request for the most delicious thing and I'm sitting here waiting for it to come. Yes, the mint oreo blizzard from DQ (DQ is always cold *clap clap*) is the only thing I want to eat for the rest of forever. It's the most bodacious iced cream treat in the world ( Read more... )

And my question to that was: "Dude, you shit out eyes?"

Bender Bending Rodriguez is awesome. Everything is awesome when you're under the influence of something. I must sing alot. All of these recordings on my and Chester's cell phones feature me singing my everloving heart out. I baste lots of originals in my fine singing mist. I didn't realize I was such a diva, especially at the bar. I turned the ( Read more... )

I have no idea how I'm going to juggle everything for the next few days. The weather is supposed to be gnarly and I'm not looking forward to it. Somehow I've got to go back and forth between the house I'm housesitting at and my house so I can get ready for work tomorrow morning, but I have to tape The Office tonight as it's a one hour episode. I ( Read more... )

I've been cheating senselessly at the game of life. I've been having too much fun. I steal things. I eat what I like. I smoke when I want to. And most of all, I'm happy. What's so wrong with all of these ( Read more... )

What a beautiful day!! OMG! I just want to get naked and crawl on the lawn for cripes sake ( Read more... )

It's all about me! Me me me me me me me. Not Ezekial. Fuck YOU! Take that ( Read more... )