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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
FINALLY! After all this grueling, backbreaking work under the whip of a slave mistress, I've finally managed to find a new job! No more washing dishes and cleaning up other people's crap for me! If I never set foot in that onsen again, it'll be too soon!
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I CAN HAS FURY
So, I'm trying to get a pet for my beloved daughter Pyocola whom I adore with all my heart. And so I go out and catch a bear. And I have my paints all set up. And I've got the bear knocked out. And I spend like twenty minutes painting it black and white. And then I turn my back for like five seconds and when I turn around some white-haired idiot ( Read more... ) -
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So I guess everyone's turning into girls? Well, it just so happens that I was ALREADY A GIRL, thank you very much. I think. Aaaargh stupid memories. So any time you want to return me to my beautiful self would be great.
But hey, by the way, Memento Eden island thingy? UP YOURS, I GOT A MEMORY BACK. This really hot redheaded chick, Gene Starwind! ( Read more... ) -
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YAR HAR HO!
YO HO HAR!
This be a blast, matey! I be thinkin' the island may be tryin' to shanghai us inta doin' something! We be talkin' like pirates, so we should be sailin' in search of BURIED TREASURE.
YE HEARD ME, MATEY. TREASURE. UNTOLD. BURIED. RICHES. OURS FOR THE TAKIN'. ARRRRRRR!
Grab a shovel and get diggin', maties! We've booty to plunder!
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Waaaaugh!
Grrrrarrghafragharle! This... is so... humiliating! A proud warrior like me, stuck... stuck... WASHING DIRTY DISHES! I'm too delicate for this kind of work! My perfect fingers have already begun to pruuuune...
Stupid onsen not having any stupid open jobs catered to my career specialty of... um... kicking ass! This is the best I could get, ( Read more... ) -
COME OVER HERE, SO I CAN KILL YOU
Mmmrow... Fi'more minnits, mommy...
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...huh? What's... going on here?
Uh. Where am I? ...Who am I? Oooough, whoever I am, I'm exhausted... Feels like I just went round for round with... with... someone really tough. Blech, I'm too tired for analogies. Need foooood...
But back to the amnesia dealie. What the hell is going on? Is this... Is this some ( Read more... )