Vegas was fun... if you like porno, sunstroke, gambling-addled geriatrics, and spice girl pirates. For the rest of us, it's a scummy little trash hole where the three perks are ( Read more... )

I'm about to go shopping with MJ and G, and it's not even noon yet. Wtf, omg. LOL. BFF! I've got to get clothes for vegas, which is this weekend. I'm just hoping the mall doesn't murder me... I've got too much to live for. I watched Monster last night, and that movie is a little fuckered. Sure it's a great movie, but the 'making of' is the source ( Read more... )

I am so cool, you see, because when I turned in my final paper in Philosophy, I also turned in my itinerary to Vegas. How did that happen? Fuck if I know... maybe i've been in some long-lasting post hangover coma; i've been fucking up left and right, but damn. I did, however, get a 'well deserved A', as the instructor told me in the email informing ( Read more... )

Portland is a very good place to turn 21 in. From gay strip bars with terrible porno on way too many teevees to classy piano bars all within walking distance, I couldn't have been happier on Friday when I went out with MJ and company ( Read more... )

I haven't been this repulsed by someone since Jennionfire. Alisha's hot setup was a sure case of false advertisement. What was billed as 'omg, he's tall, thin, smart, and employed' turned out to be tall, yes, but boofy, liartastic, stinky, and only marginally employed. Imagine this; Man-boobs and the chin get particularly drunk and decide to spawn ( Read more... )

More and more, I'm beginning to feel like a big fag. Not just a little fag, a la the food guy, but more the uber queer, a la the fashion guy. I guess i've been fagging it up because I feel like I need to be playing my role, letting people know that there are, in fact, queers in dark spaces. Short of 'macking' on some dude in full public view, I ( Read more... )

Why do fast food employees gravitate towards me like I'm some sort of greasy-messiah? And, if I'm their messiah, why can't they even get my order right? Pah ( Read more... )

I got a new car, started school, does that mean I got a 'fresh start'? Nah, not really. It turns out I'm not so good at driving a stick just yet... although it does crank out some interesting results when I try. I was counting on too much from starting classes, and too soon; at this point, both of my classes bore me to tears. And I know MJ can back ( Read more... )