Comments | cumming_alan: Getting Bent.

cumming_alan

Getting Bent.

Jul 19, 2006 03:37

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jonnyleemiller July 20 2006, 21:10:46 UTC

I think I just made a mess in my trousers. Welcome back, you cad.

cumming_alan July 21 2006, 02:37:04 UTC

Front mess or back mess, my good lad? Aye, don't tell me, I'm keen to guess. Thank you, sex urchin.

jonnyleemiller July 21 2006, 05:20:57 UTC

Now that's a little too much info, mate. Seriously though, it's ridiculously good to see you back. I missed the tub icon.

cumming_alan July 24 2006, 06:07:09 UTC

Is J there wearing an especially white robe or did you decapitate the lord again?

k_moennig July 21 2006, 02:51:50 UTC

hell yes.

cumming_alan July 21 2006, 02:53:00 UTC

Sigh, you.

beck_hansen July 21 2006, 06:04:20 UTC

It feels to me like you and I are two who should have met by now, but I don't believe we have. Knock knock, hey.

cumming_alan July 24 2006, 06:07:52 UTC

I think we kind of met at a party once, but there were a lot of flashing things that might have induced some sort of hallucinatory seizure.

fab_boy July 21 2006, 14:41:10 UTC

showing off my streak free "tan" under a glitterball with a dozen men younger than I that all want my ... attention. This is not normal, I'm told.

It's not?!

Can't even begin to describe how good it is to see you back. Especially having just made my own return from the land of the journal-dead very recently.

cumming_alan July 24 2006, 06:08:56 UTC

OiJfokajflkajsljd RUFUS OH MY GOD. I haven't random lettered in at least fourteen months.

I'm TOLD it's not normal. I'd love to hear a rebuttal. PS: YOU!

fab_boy August 1 2006, 14:42:38 UTC

I wanted to random-letter when I saw you were back, but I was consumed by slack-jawed disbelief.

Is it bad that I'm snickering at the word "rebuttal" like an overstimulated 11-year-old boy? It's just in context to the young men under the glitterball. Anyone who thinks that kind of behavior isn't normal obviously doesn't live in a major city or have any kind of sex drive. Sad, so sad. Let us bow our heads in pity.

cumming_alan August 4 2006, 09:48:53 UTC

Slack-jawed, you dirty thing.

It's not bad that you're snickering. It's quite right indeed. It's ok to feel LIKE an overstimulated 11-year-old boy, but the removal of the word 'like' in that sentence = bad.

I'm bowing my head now. Are we supposed to close our eyes too?

fab_boy July 23 2006, 06:24:16 UTC

I'm sorry...did I offend you in some way to cause you to defriend me?

cumming_alan July 24 2006, 06:09:33 UTC

Oh god no. I thought you were gone daddy gone. I shall put you back immediately.

fab_boy August 1 2006, 14:38:46 UTC

I noticed your un-adding after I had commented to your Welcome Wagon post and IT BROKE MY HEART, ALAN CUMMING!

But then you gave me that Violent Femmes earworm and I did a little dance and forgave you. Because you're back and it's good to see you back in a recognizable and lovely form. I was gone for a very long time, too, but my sister coerced me back. I pretend to bitch about it, but I'm actually pretty happy to be back.

cumming_alan August 4 2006, 09:50:31 UTC

Oh! What awful timing, darling. Shall I lick your wounds?

I'm very glad you're happy to be back. Maybe we can help keep each other buoyed.