( Read more... )

I'm having a BOY.

i'm sitting at home sick again, blanket wrapped around me, hair in pigtails ...blah. The baby is moving around a lot these days. My belly is huge and i'm only half way there. I still don't know if it's a boy or a girl. I think it's a boy??? Hmmm...I haven't really thought of names yet. help!

I'm such an ass.
I already miss Lawrence so much...
and BITCH, where are you?

goodnite

whoever called last night at 4:12am, from a TRAVELODGE??!!! and said "evelyn, evelyn, I'll call you tomorrow" I absolutely fucking hate you.
I don't know who you are, and I don't appreciate being woken up.
DIE!

last christmas i gave you my heart
but the very next day ...you gave it away
this year to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special...

( Read more... )

yay for French lube ads?


( Read more... )

....the Simpsons Season 2