This place wasn't so bad. Not when you got past the whackos who insisted they were from other planets, that there were dinosaurs and suff, and sure...that mass hallucination thing the other weekend had been a trip, but it wasn't nothin' she hadn't seen from just gettin' her head knocked in a few times by Mistah J ( Read more... )

Title: The Joke's On You
Author: mediasavant
Fandom: Torchwood/Batman Crossover
Pairing: Jack/Harley
Rathing: PG
Summary: Mistah J can get anything out of Harley he needs.
Disclaimer: Not mine, and they've never met. Let's don't be silly.
Author's Notes: You should be sad I didn't read this outloud to you like I did for gleam ( Read more... )

Title: Gimme some sugar, daddy.
Author: me
Fandom: Batman
Rating: PG-13 for implied dirtyness.
Word Count: 1,419
Note: How Harley and Mistah J do foreplay...no foolin. Thanks to my Clown Prince of Crime who helped me out with the Joker via IM. Lots of dialogue. Influenced by the writing of the_satyr_icon.

( Lead on, sugar bumps... )

It ain't whatcher thinkin'! Getcher mind outta the guttah whydon'tcha? the_satyr_icon ain't like that, I'm tellin' ya.

( Une Petite Mort Joker/Harley Quinn Fic )