I call them Crud and Sparky.


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New story. Read and shudder ( Read more... )

I took these pics on my geology trip two weeks ago, hope everyone likes them.

Liken and a fern thing. I like the color contrast.

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Hello friends. I, your sporadically updating Collegian of the Northern Variety, have a post for all of you to enjoy. I wrote a paper for a class entitled "Lord of the Rings ( Read more... )

so, chaps and gals, I'm back at school. One thing is for sure, shit happens. In the case of today, it is this: things have become mildly strict here at the ole U of MD. They tell me that I can't do as much as I did last year. sure, we can't drink or smoke pot in the rooms, but that's been that way for as long as anyone can remember. One must think ( Read more... )

Work sucked last night, I was there until 11. For those of you who don't know I'm fulltime at Avis rent-a-car. So, here's the rundown: Get off work, race home, change and quick shower, race to Tia's place, race to Colin's place. There begins the drinking. So, I make 2 russians, Thad takes one and compliments my awesome mixing skills. It lasted me ( Read more... )

I don't usually do these, but it nailed it. Take it for yourself and see if, like me you're 0% inbred yokel.

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70% General American English
15% Upper Midwestern
10% Yankee
5% Midwestern
0% Dixie

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It mocks me with it's red glow. 6:11. this is going to be the second night in three days that I haven't slept. I was awake for 37 hours last time, then I slept for 14. If this is going to be a pattern, do me a favor and kill me now. As much as I have to look forward to tonight, it's not going to look good slamming energy drinks on a date. Well, at ( Read more... )

This is a short story I wrote for my Satire and Humor class. I was pretty high on the first run and some parts show that pretty clearly. The title is a quote from Pippin that really dewscribes not only the quality but the reason for thge low quality ( Read more... )