Atleast it didn't get on the Mexican blanket...

[curried_ninja]

Work sucked last night, I was there until 11. For those of you who don't know I'm fulltime at Avis rent-a-car. So, here's the rundown: Get off work, race home, change and quick shower, race to Tia's place, race to Colin's place. There begins the drinking. So, I make 2 russians, Thad takes one and compliments my awesome mixing skills. It lasted me

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[thefairladykate]

Yeah, work does suck. But at least you don't have to ask people if they want the rental car in a waffle cone.

[shaylin_lights]

Oh i had a night too...
So i've had a crush on this kid for like 4 years. His ex-gf comes to the party too, and starts crying about how she had a miscarrage with his kid because she did meth. Well, evidently I didn't care about any of that and proceeded to be a drunken whore all over him. It was fun until she came back and was like, "So I fall asleep in the car, no one comes to look for me and i find you in bed with another girl?! Why don't i just slit my wrists in front of you and get it all over with?" Creeeepy...
No barfing though. I'm too hardcore for that.

[curried_ninja]

I would have been vomit free, but the fire extinguisher kinda set me off. People like that make me laugh. why? because I'm a horrible person. If I heard a girl say that, I'd be the guy in the background shouting "do it! do it!"