Tank you very much...

[curried_ninja]

Jeff was drunk this weekend. I was the only one in the room uninfluenced by alcohol, out of the maybe 12 of us. 1 beer never hits me, even when I'm stoned, which I was. What a wastoid I've become.

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[shaylin_lights]

K, i understand that you think you're not witty enough to write anything on here and that pictures will compensate for your lack of ingeniousness, but it's not ok to simply add a picture, tell a little about it and be done. Unless you're just lazy, then its understandable. but i know you can do better than that.

[bestioles]

My college experiences are absolutely nothing like this. I go to class, and at lunch time I go to the library and look out over the lake and do my homework. If I feel like eating, I walk the half mile or so to the neat place that sells smoothies, or I go to the used bookstore/cafe and look at old books while drinking Earl Gray. On the way to these stores, I exchange pleasantries with the beggars and don't make eye contact with anyone else, because we're all going our separate ways. I have one friend on campus, and he specializes in being a flake, so I never see him. Therefore, I bond with people in the library, by saying things like, "Is this chair taken?"

I can't tell who has the upper hand here.

[curried_ninja]

I think I'll concede whatever competition this is to you. Your upper hand is obvious. Not only are you probably learning more than I am, but I sense ambition in you. I'm just here to get whatever degree they'll give me for 4 years of SLACK. Points for the Earl Grey though. I'll just sit in the corner and be the Lipton Orange and Black Pekoe loser with interludes of enlightened/tranquil Green Tea. The old Chinaman on the box means it's good. Also, I believe my only unplanned encounter in the library with the phrase "Is this chair taken?" ended in "No, but if that was a pick-up line, I'm here to study." Cursed women and their intuition. I'm better off studying in my room anyway where the Mr. Coffee is nearby.

[bestioles]

Not that I've ever disliked you before, but this line: "I'll just sit in the corner and be the Lipton Orange and Black Pekoe loser with interludes of enlightened/tranquil Green Tea" has endeared you to me.