Still awake and jittery.

So, when I last updated, I was about to have a cup of coffee. I drank the whole pot. A fucking 10 cup coffee pot down the hatch. Is there an AA thing for coffee addicts ( Read more... )

Escherwasagenius: There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the
depths of a coffee binge.

Thanks Pippin, plan the intervention now will ya?
Update after the homework is done. I've fallen into the clutches of the coffee god.

This morning I woke at to a blinding sunrise at the hour of nine. As early as it was I had things to do, and as I dazedly wandered into the kitchen, I saw the saddest of sights. So, I instinctively grabbed my camera. A lone coffee bean sat on the kitchen counter, unground. He so longed to be with his kin which had been ground and had water passed ( Read more... )

I just spent the last half hour getting Office for free from Microsoft. Dishonesty is the key to getting what you want in life.

I took this last night to prove to Michelle how much of a junkie I was. Don't I look happy?


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That dirty whore stole my money! Of all the despicable things to do, thayt bitch denied my half hour of entertainment. Is she on the rag? Can machines have PMS? Fuck her for being moody. It's not my fault that both of your coin slots are jammed! Curse you Ms. Pac-Man.

I changed my user pic and I'll be changing (hopefully) the whole style of my LJ. Nothing much new sinced V-day except the depression has gone away for the most part. Clayton sits in the living room watching Sanford and Son. I forced him into it about half an hour ago and stayed for the second epispode, I feel a slight sense of accomplishment.

Well, it’s that time of year again. I’ve become painfully aware that I’m single and all the awesome girls are either taken or don’t want a boyfriend. I’m in my room eating a tuna sandwich and woefully drinking a glass of milk. While most would be pining over love lost and how bad their life is without whichever previous significant other they find ( Read more... )

Well, the plight of an internet free computer has been halted. I got it back today after a week of bullshit from the IT department and an IRC worm apparently caused by AIM. The worst part of this all is that it took the IT guy that I have in one of my classes 20 minutes to explain to me how to fix it. I fixed it myself and called the IT desk to ( Read more... )