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There were billions of choices, but only one of them was right for me. I pondered for hours on end. My mouth started to water like an elephant with a urinary infection. Everyone else knew what they wanted, but why didn't I ( Read more... )

Fuck Coon History month. It involves too much thinking. Anyway lately I have been trying to prove this theorem: If there exists a function f which is defined for all real numbers x > 1 such that an = f(n) for all positive integers n and such that ( Read more... )

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It is May 1st everybody. Back by popular demand all over the world, I would like to take this opportunity to inform all of the millions out there who read this journal that the History facts are back. Yes ladies and gentlemen it will be a replica journey through the month of may much like how we conquered february only with a different race. Ok ( Read more... )

Ladies and gentlemen its the day that every nurse went home and shot themselves 18 yeas ago. It is the day that all cans of frosting (not whipped) became endangered. It is the day where turkish jades found their number one consumer. It is the day where bobbagee refused us at 12:01. Ladies and gentlemen, some of you think that this might be the ( Read more... )

I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got...curry

Fuck off! Doss fuck!

Buy yourself that island in the sun?

I have now officially been to every park in vacaville. It was always my dream as a little indian boy to visit all of the wonderful recreational spots in the city of vacaville. I also have a new hate for prizebox. I love when I go to see my friend play music, and you can't hear him when he is sitting right in front of you. I I hate everyone with ( Read more... )

Why did George Bush cross the road?

Beause his penis was stuck in the chicken!

Once upon a time there was a nigga that had no cheese. He went to the market to buy some cheese. He talked to me. I told him he could not have my cheese. That is fragrant cheese I told him. But that Negro did not listen. He then pulled out his firearm, and busted a cap in my ass. I screamed in pain, while I thought of ham. By the way I have ( Read more... )