This entry goes out to the poor guy that I accidently forgot to wash my hands before making his pizza. I regret to inform you sir, that there is a rare malignant disease known to man as, "The Fucking pizza goes through the oven at 550 degrees." I don't think that the microscopic germs on my fingers can live in such a warm climate. So fuck you ( Read more... )

FOr everyone out there with a little sibling, your mission today is to explain to them how much you hate them and want them to fucking die. Tell them how no one likes them, and how you wish they would sometimes just go away for a few weeks, or months or years.

This message is in no way directed towards Brooke More'

Ladies and gentlemen sorry but I regret to inform you that this will be my last Black History Fact until next February ( Read more... )

The Long Awaited-Black History Fact# 3 ( Read more... )

Black History Fact #2 -Some black golfers have a problem called 'Yips'. Basically they get all jumpy while putting and it messes up their game bad. It's like a neurological weirdness. I had yips when I played golf. Except it wasn't just on my putting. It also seemed to affect my driving and chipping and also maybe my golfcart driving ability, or ( Read more... )

Black people are three times as likely to need a kidney transplant than the general population but less than 1% are organ donors. This means that more black people are placed on the active transplant list but, due to the limited number of comparable tissue typed organs, they will almost inevitably wait longer for a transplant ( Read more... )

I think that everyone should take a moment and realize what month this is. It is not February. Think hard. BLACK HISTORY MONTH motha fucka. Everyone should say thank you to all of the African's you know. Martin Luther King had a dream and so do I. He was a pioneer, and a legacy and he deserves more than just a day. I think we should have ( Read more... )

Last night I saw a lot of great musicians at a coffee house, but nothing compared to the sweet vibes and harmony's of my hindu vocal chords. Great night. Don't ever let people from sacramento make you Easy Mac...it tastes like shit.

Art Club fundraiser Wednesday at Round Table Pizza. Mrs. Rust will be dressed up like a pepperoni to promote our new art club calenders. Check them out they cost $10.00 and you get pieces of goat shit on paper, a different scent for each month. mmmm...november.

I am having a "Return of Jafar" movie night next wednesday. Everyone is invited. Make sure to bring negros for they will be dancing to the rythms of Paul Anka during halftime.