Alfonse looked at me sadly as he overturned the bottle, showing that it had run dry. "Looks like this is the last of the summer wine, my friend ( Read more... )

Tomorrow is the beginning of November, which means it's the beginning of a big month-long writing project ( Read more... )

I own an arcade game ( Read more... )

So, my car--that'd be the one I've had for about two weeks, and have only paid off a quarter of it--is already having problems. Dropped in on some friends of mine, and we made the plans to get something to eat and then watch In Bruges back at my place ('coz I've got the big TV and all.) Stop at Subway, get the chicken pizziola (I don't know what ( Read more... )

So. The band Nada Surf (you may remember them from their song "Popular" from about ten years ago) went on the internet and said "Hey! You! Make a video for our song ( Read more... )

My roommate came home last night, because FEMA is shipping her out to San Antonio. While she was home, she and I buried Cornelius in the backyard. We put up a marker and everything. Then, we cracked open my last two bottles of Guinness and had a little wake ( Read more... )

Cornelius the hedgehog is dead ( Read more... )

"What is faith, Grandpa?" I whispered in his ear.

"It's the thing inside that helps you hold on until help arrives," he whispered back.

I was planning on hanging up the plastic guitars for a few weeks so that I could rest up my arms before diving headlong into Rock Band 2. Then I found out what comes out as DLC tomorrow.

Jonathan Coulton, "Skullcrusher Mountain."

YES. A THOUSAND TIMES, YES.

So, today's the big day. Turned 30. Only five years away from kicking off my retirement plan (death by heart attack ( Read more... )