Dear freezer,

I thought you'd be happy that I removed about 50 pounds of ice from your intestines, so what's with all the gurgling and squeaking and whirring at the top of your mechanic lungs for hours, you ungrateful brat?

*iz miffed*

No love,

Coati

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How're you doing, my sweeties? *cuddles*

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Just saw the latest, and OMG LAST!! Harry Potter, in a theatre in the Scottish Highlands that was fancy and everything, including Adult Screening; pity that they haven't invested into their technology since the late 1970ies ( Read more... )

I might be late to the party, but here are my 0.02 $ on Thor ( Read more... )

I'm back from what must have been the sunniest and warmest easter weekend (ok, prolonged weekend) in ages. Brought back an ever-so-slight tan from sleeping in the garden for three days (read: as pastyle as usual), tons of chocolate, and a craving for MOAR HOLIDAY!

And yes, gazillions of pics...

( Easter picspam, consisting of pretty flowers, water-spewing horses and grumpy bunnies )

Dear sweeties,

I'm off for home, read mum-ccoked dinner (*eyes bodyscale*), easter eggs, chocolate, sun-lit garden, and kitty.


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My lovelies,

your coati will be off by tomorrow morning to indulge in Christmas joy at home.

I wish you peaceful, pleasant, and relaxing

Happy Holidays!

*snuggles you all*

My hd_holidays fic has been posted, and I couldn't possibly be a happier coati! Many, many thanks, my lovely mystery author!

Title: A Very Malfoy Christmas
Summary: Harry spends Christmas with our favourite snakes. (not epilogue-compliant)
Warning(s): Slytherin shenanigans, drunken Lucius, inadviasble Christmas Carols and more crack than was originally ( Read more... )

Aliens are among us!!

According to the NASA Astrobiology Institute, arsenic-munching bacteria that redefine our concept of life have been discovered at Mono Lake.

No wonder, says your Coati. Mono Lake is definitely not from this world.

*whips out scans of old analog photos to proof this*

( MOST GORGEOUS LAKE EVAH )