Christmas is over, I'm an adult now, and it's the new year..TIME TO GET A JOB OR GO TO SCHOOL...if anyone has any ideas on what I should do with my life please let me know..because I have no clue! Thanks~

"The Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting

last night was ridiculous. my friends and i had planned to go out to eat in the village and then go to a club. so we find a mexican resturaunt and were having a nice time until one of my friends envited two of his "girl friends". two perky sluts joined us for dinner...anyone who knows me knows what i was thinking. so my roommate, one of our friends ( Read more... )

I feel so removed from my old circle of friends. I haven't updated this journal in over a month. I haven't dropped out of college..to some people's surprise. I'm actually doing well. I miss my Mel!~ HAHA that rhymes. I'm tired. I need to sleep but I still have three hours of work left. This sucks. I can't wait for Thanksgiving. I'm really hungry. ( Read more... )

so nauscious....so, so, so nauscious. Last night I drank a 40 oz. Corona Extra on an empty stomach. Usually that wouldn't do anything to me, but I think that combined with the two cigarretts and strawberry cigar did the trick. I threw up.... a lot! Still, I wasn't feeling well, so this kid Slava took me for a ride through Times Square for some ( Read more... )

so i get to nyc and my hotel room is 8'x8'...i had to walk thirty blocks in the pouring rain to my first day of classes...spent the whole day of orientation in the bursar's office getting clearance for this closet of a dorm and now my roommate and i are moving upstairs to a room 3 times as large. At least we can un-bunk the beds. I got my work ( Read more... )

My sister's wedding is over and was a success. Though we did have a few events that got in the way such as my mother's face swelling up the morning of the wedding from too much wine the night before..one of the bridesmaids took her to the hospital..she made it back in time for the wedding. In the middle of the wedding ceremony, the electricity went ( Read more... )

It's a nut house around here. I'm freaking out about having to give my speech at the wedding..my mom is searching frantically for her ~brazier~ which is the only one she has to go under her dress for the wedding..I'm not wearing a bra :) I found out that I have a sinus infection..sounds really gross but it's mostly just an ongoing headache and ( Read more... )

Romeo is trying to win my heart by sweet talking me and throwing pebbles at my bedroom window. It's not going to work! I don't care how cute you're face is..If you don't have the grey pupon you don't get the girl its that simple. Tonight Liz and I bowled for free, visited Vlad at Friendly's, and then got stopped by the bike popo at the beach. The ( Read more... )

Since Thursday I have been moving my sister into her new apt and now we are finally done. Every bone and muscle in my body is sore and needs a serious massage..any takers??..I come home on Thursday in case anyone is interested..give me a call. I need to chill before the wedding day next Friday. Other than that, I'm pretty sure things are over ( Read more... )