when u get some time n u bored or drunk enuf, please draw me as an OOMPA LOOMPA (dem lil orange muthafuckas from WILLY WONKA). n PLEASE don't go crazy on da LIPS (n i got deep set eyes, so da eyepoppin thing shouldn't b a problem eitha ( Read more... )

i made da mistake of respondin 2 sumpn written on cgp. da shit wuzz so stupid, i reflexively hit REPLY. whatevva ( Read more... )

Some years ago, i posted a kinda top 10 list of scrabble players. it wuzz so much easier 2 do THEN cuz da skill lines of demarcation wuzz clear 2 a serious student of da game. Now, da lines izz obscured 4 eitha student or teacher. juss as studying wordlists create gaps in word knowledge, quackle izz creating gaps in gameplay skillz ( Read more... )

da shit don't mix...i don't NEED nunna dat funky stuff (da kind u smoke ( Read more... )

one of the last things i posted to cgp--n maybe it was da very LAST thing--wuzz ( Read more... )

a local tourney director responded to my stipulation of participation saying i should show some LOYALTY (a laffed aloud when i typed dat shit). What follows below is my response wherein i intimate (i generally choose my words CAREFULLY--even if u THINK u know what it mean, look it up sometime) some SERIOUS shit ( Read more... )

i suppose da 1st thing i should establish 4 pryin eyes izz dat not only am i unafraid, but i also believe in reincarnation. da PRIDEFUL + KOOKY combo mean CERTAIN muhfuckas betta hope wif all dey bein dat it aint POSSIBLE 4 me 2 come back n pay da piper, u beddaassumbahdee ( Read more... )

so i don't keep pissin in Sam's living room, i'm SUPPOSED 2 do a sitdown with John Chew in Dayton. i have ideas on how to fund NASPA. i have a few other ideas. Anybody who want in on my sitdown wif John would b WELCOME ( Read more... )

i THOUGHT i kept my EGO in check, but it look like i have a BIG problem. While i don't have a problem REMOVIN myself from da equation, i put 2 much emphasis on myself when i'm in da mix. dess bad--iss almost PURE PRIDE. n it sure as shit don't mesh well wif my justifiable abhorrence of stupidity--ESPECIALLY since iss SO MANY stupid muthafuckas ( Read more... )

whenever i comment on a position, i have the benefit of looking at any given one with the benefit of years of experience. That, combined with my predilection for obsessively flipping shit around in my head, is the reason i speak so authoritatively when analyzing a given position ( Read more... )