Fic: The Worst Pun Ever (Who's Right #12)

[cws_eat_chs]

Title: The Worst Pun Ever
Series (Story number): Who's Right? (12)
Summary: Home improvement. 50's AU.
Rating: PG-13
Characters/pairings: Master/Doctor
Author's notes: Written in text to Leah A. I have the mental maturity of maybe about a three-year-old. Explanation of series here.

“It’s not funny,” said the Doctor tiredly. “It never was funny. No-

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[snowgrouse]

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAa.

[cws_eat_chs]

CAULK SHOPPING.

[snowgrouse]

HE'S GOING TO GET HIMSELF THOROUGHLY PLASTERED. *badum tsh*

[maidm]

I want to go caulk shopping with the Master.

[evilawyer]

Hahaha! Priceless (she says, having had too many similar conversations to this one, except they were usually in the hardware store where total strangers could eavesdrop...err, I mean accidently overhear).

[cws_eat_chs]

Unsurprisingly, the concept for this came from when I was walking through Home Depot with my mum...
I broke into giggles and couldn't tell her why.

[evilawyer]

Don't be too shocked if you ever find out that she knew why.

[dawncrow]

(linked here from slash_lords)

You know, it's funny, in my accent you don't pronounce those two words the same way. The stuff you use to fill cracks in moulding is pronounced more like "call-k."

That being said, as soon as I realized what the pun was supposed to be, I rofled. XD

[cws_eat_chs]

Really? I just ended up referencing the SNL sketch initially and then I stopped over-obsessing and decided that it would sound how I wanted it to in their accent anyway.

[dawncrow]

There's an SNL sketch like this? *did not know that*

The way I figured it out finally was by trying to read it in their accents in my head. So, it makes sense in British accents. But in my strange American-Midwest-with-a-touch-of-southern-drawl that I have, I was like lolwut? XD

[cws_eat_chs]

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=kdog9476#play/all/uploads-all/1/Ag6ZLSW_dD8

Best quality I could find, sadly...

[reasonabsurd]

Hurrrrr caulk.