I can't get my BFF Sally Kern to return my calls. I sure hope she didn't find out about my gay agenda ( Read more... )

going to eat a lot of peaches ( Read more... )

Richard: Bailey you just talk and talk with those braces sticking out of your mouth and you think it means you know something. You know what it means? It means you have UGLY TEETH and you aren't any smarter than you used to be ( Read more... )

Sarena: Richard, lip gloss is not your enemy ( Read more... )

I have been sick for days. DAYS! On top of that, I am all riled up about yet another road block in our adoption process. Missing paperwork in a file, and the social worker out on medical leave. And my job seems to be getting me down more than I would like, BUT, it looks like there is an opportunity in a completely different department that I am ( Read more... )

a house that is occupied with (mostly) children. I have interviewed three contractors. I liked all three, and I have seen their work in other people's homes. I know that they do what they say they will do, when they say they will do it (barring any unforseen problems that are beyond their control... like weather and surprises with your ( Read more... )

I got my mom a fancy digital picture frame for christmas. I just spent WAY too much time loading a memory stick with pictures. I even scanned in some old old ones and put them in there, too. She is going to be VERY happy. What she doesn't know is that pretty soon she is going to be getting similar discs from her other five kids. I asked them ( Read more... )

what a rare mood I'm in. It's almost like being in ( Read more... )

So I have a real tree up in the living room. Ginormous. I have posted about it already, so I will try to be less boring. The local Boy Scout Troup does curbside recycling of Christmas trees and they will be here tomorrow morning by 8:00. I have been super busy today because it was baby girls sixth bday, mkay. So we had Funtasia early afternoon ( Read more... )

you hookers.

I hope you get everything you want.

I think I spent about three hours wrapping presents yesterday. They were opened in maybe.. MAYBE half an hour, max.

Next year, we are going to go on a cruise for Christmas, and everyone can get one fabulous present. That way, I get something, too.