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daisygamgee

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Jan 03, 2003 20:42

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I curse them.

Now. First bit of plan. Need a lair.
*pops over to Bag End, collects poetry books, kicks out whoever resides there, redecorates*

Aah, bliss. Angsty poetry, hobbit hole nicely painted black, homeless Kings and Queens.

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mayorsamgamgee January 3 2003, 13:00:59 UTC

*rubs his ass and looks at Bag End*

Just you wait here, Mr. Frodo...*pauses, gives him an umbrella and spreads a tarp for him to stand on. Picks him up, sets him on the tarp*

*stomps off*

*comes back a few minutes later with a back hoe. Frowns, and digs his daughter out of his home, dumping her in the lane. Climbs out* Sweety, you don't need to toss us out. Just ask and daddy will build you a miniature Barad-dur of your very own to angst in.

mrfrodo January 3 2003, 13:06:09 UTC

*sits prettily under the umbrella* If Lobelia wants those fucking spoons, she's going to have to dig them out herself now.

Oh Sam... Motel Six?

daisygamgee January 3 2003, 13:08:06 UTC

GO!!!

daisygamgee January 3 2003, 13:06:15 UTC

DAD!!! STOP IT!!! It's mine now! And I'm not angsting! I have a PLAN, and if you aren't careful I'll just have to make space for you and Frodo Faggins in them. NOW GET OUT!!!
*waves zippo at you*
You'd set fire reeeeeal easy, what with all that fatty greasy disgustingness.

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why are we waiting? why are we waiting? annlarimer January 3 2003, 13:26:27 UTC

::sets up folding chair in the garden, under the topiary oliphaunt::

::sits, opens bag of popcorn::

::waves felt pennant with GO DAYZE! on it::

Re: why are we waiting? why are we waiting? daisygamgee January 3 2003, 13:28:56 UTC

Yay! Thanks!

merrybrandybuck January 3 2003, 17:26:10 UTC

I must admire your um, work, with Frodo and Sam. Though, I cannot allow you to burn then.

Actually, I'm not sure why I can't allow it. After all, your father hates me for being a pedophile.. and Frodo... I think he's jealous of my masculinity.

But y'know, you could destroy this instead? *hands you his Frodo doll present*

See? It looks just like him! Annnd your father .. kind of.. gave it to me, so it links them both.

Buuurn it.

daisygamgee January 4 2003, 08:20:47 UTC

Oooh, thankyou! *burns nice plasticy Frodo*

So, um, do I get one of your evil all powerful rings?

Re: merrybrandybuck January 4 2003, 10:06:59 UTC

Hey! Who said my rings were evil?

*shifty eyes*

But, maybe I could work something out.