The editors of the very funny but sadly defunct FLYMF.com website have assembled a new print collection of the best material they published, which I am pleased to say includes a few of my contributions, and, moreover, has my name on the cover:


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I have actually written SOMETHING this fall, and that's about 50% of Flint City Theatre's annual Halloween show, Scream Theatre '08.

UPDATE: A little news coverage following opening night. More a synopsis than an actual review, but there's no such thing as bad publicity ( Read more... )

So... I haven't updated my LJ in quite a long while. And I haven't written much of anything at all this year. I seem to have needed a break after several very prolific years, and as usual when one takes a hiatus from one thing other things rush in to fill the holes in the schedule. I have also missed being in print, as I have seen three worthy ( Read more... )

New this week at Yankee Pot Roast, this bit of paranoid sports propaganda:

A Public Message from the North American Soccer League

Happy New Year!

For your entertainment and edification, my first-ever non-fiction piece for Cracked:

The Drunkest Generation: 10 Reasons Your Grandpa Could Drink You Under the Table

What better way to wrap up 2007 than with this special year-end edition of The News on Cracked, written by Daniel O'Brien, Lex Friedman, and me:

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The Year in Douchebaggery

Making its public debut today at Yankee Pot Roast:

MTV Books Presents: Romeo & Juliet

Okay, so maybe I'm getting too big a kick out of this. But I'm going to eat your friends page bandwidth with today's show too:

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(From me: rooster, galaxies, and 65% of the Richard Roberts joke.)

Just found out this recent Wittenburg Door piece from the print magazine (under the slightly longer title "Least Favorite Children's Animal Stories from the Bible") also became available online on 11/10/2007:

Least Favorite Children's Bible Stories

So, earlier in the year I was part of the joke writing team working on a daily parody radio newscast for a major radio network. That project didn't get off the ground, but now I'm contributing to this new tubecast from Cracked.com, which is kind of along the same lines, and is publicly accessible! We're a few days into its run now, and it's ( Read more... )