This paranoid piece makes its public debut today, courtesy of FLYMF.com:

Evil Forces Surround Me

Today at Yankee Pot Roast, this mock travelogue:

Samuel Pepys Visits the Wisconsin Dells

Today at Science Creative Quarterly:

Practical Corollaries to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle

At Yankee Pot Roast today, my (Lady) Macbeth riff:

From Ye Drye Cleanner

Debuting this week at my friend Mary Phillips-Sandy's ruinedmusic.com, a rare bit of personal memoir:

A celebration to last throughout the years

P.S. And by sheer coincidence, the site is being featured on MTV News today! Congrats to Mary and Bryan!

At Yankee Pot Roast today, the rare piece that strikes me as funnier now than it did when I wrote it:

Mutant 70s Television Hybrids

Issue #208 of the venerable Wittenburg Door is officially out. I've got several contributions in this issue - "Short-Lived Worship Fads" is available only in the print edition, but Donnie Wildmon Finds Evil In Television (with excellent illustrations by Andres Alvez) is up on the website ( Read more... )

10/20/2006 - The new issue #2 of the revamped CRACKED magazine is officially out on newsstands everywhere. I haven't received my subscription copy or a contributor copy in the mail yet, but I found and captured a live specimen in the wild at Borders today.

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This one caught me surprise, already up yesterday at Science Creative Quarterly - recounting Kitzmiller vs. Dover Area School District, with apologies to Ernest L. Thayer:

ID On The Stand

This piece makes its public bow today in FLYMF.com's October issue:

Short-Lived Retail Franchises