New in the past few days:

At the Wittenburg Door website: Letters From Summer Bible Camp

And I have two poems, wsb and A Literary Country Song, and one short story, He Who Hesitates, in Volume 1, Issue 3 of J. Quinn Malott's wonderfully eclectic literary journal The Project For A New Mythology. Only available in print, and this edition comes ( Read more... )

Today at Yankee Pot Roast, my awkwardly-titled literary/videogame mashup:

Strategy Guide for Capcom's Lit Fighter II: The Word Warriors

Today at Yankee Pot Roast:

Money Making Secrets -- REVEALED!

Today, Science Creative Quarterly features my pop music mathematical analysis:

Let I = Gloria Gaynor

Today at Cracked.com, my handy How-To:

Orientation for the Time-Warped

This hyperlink is currently broken, but if it were working you could read this piece I debuted at the Yankee Pot Roast reading Monday night, hitting the Web this past Wednesday:

David Sedaris Rules The WorldAlso, Wittenburg Door Issue #207 is on its way to subscribers, featuring my "Scriptural Passages as Retold By Famous Authors," "Jerry Falwell' ( Read more... )

To my considerable surprise, I've been asked to guest-edit the Yankee Pot Roast "Shreeks of the Week" feature for a while. This is a daily essay meditating on 80's pop music in a loose, humorous vein - actually, it's supposed to run daily, but lately it's been stalled due to resource constraints at the home office. So this is where I come into ( Read more... )

The official announcement is out!

Bea Arthur, Booze, Hilarity -- August 28th Is Gonna Rock!

Now I pause to note that I am expected to deliver "exciting and drop your pants funny." I'd better get cracking.

Why do I love Yankee Pot Roast? Because they get my most esoteric jokes:

King Arthur: The Syndicated Adventures

New today at Cracked.com:

Christopher Walken Tries Other Jobs