Okay, first off I should tell you that I grew myself a pencil thin mustache, ala John Waters, Ed Wood, and Tav Falco, and also I made my sideburns very pointy, and, oh, my hair is full of natural grease and slicked back, and my eyes have dark bags under them, as always, and I'm thin. I look vaugely latin, or, to be more precise, like a seedy, bongo
(
Read more... )