I was thinking....how did bullshit come around as am expression? I mean seriously, when someone is sayiong nonsense to you you say it's "bullshit". How did it start? Liets think here. Maybe it was like this (insert flashback music and weird wavy hazy blurry stuff). "Once upon a time an old farmer had himself some bulls. Not just any bulls, ( Read more... )

I love my dads weed, I'm all fucked up, and this song is kicking some major fuckin ass!! Stair Way to Heaven is the shit, man. I don't really have mucho to el sayo. I chilled with Andy, tonight, I'm just chillin at home, and tomorrow, I'm gonna party with Mike. It'll be lots of fun, we'll probably chill with Scott. I don't know. Oh well, I'm ( Read more... )

Well, I feel like such a fuckin loser right now. I went to Lia's party last night, I got my water working here so that was good. But anyway, I was at her party and I only knew like 4 out of the 30 people there, that kinda sucked. THe pop can I grabbed had a damn hole in it, so I got pop all up on my shit, that sucked a little more. And finally ( Read more... )

Cruisin through town in my jacked up truck, eyes open, cuz I'm scopin for a big butt slut. One that I can take straight back to my house, set her on her knees and put my balls in her mouth. Driving my truck right down the street, I seen a cutie in a Vette, boppin to the beat, so I cap up my 40 throw it under my seat, roll up on the freak and I'm ( Read more... )

I woke up this morning at like 8:30, I was just chillin in bed thinking about shit and about how fuckin warm and cozy my bed was, anyway, Mike fuckin scared the hell outta me by knockin on my window. He was "WAKE AND BAKE" I was like "AHHH, WHO THE HELL IS THERE?!!" So then we did that. When he left I went back in my room and put on a pair of ( Read more... )

Hot, feaky, sweaty monkey lovin is the absolute shit. "I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with the wiffle ball bat, sooooooooooo, I'm on the run the cops got my gun, and right about now it's time to have some fun." Well, maybe not the bat part or anything after, but the first parts are true. God, she is one great friend to have ( Read more... )

Tonight I am sweaty. I am sweaty from all this god forsaken heat!!! But that is why I am sweaty tonight. Tomorrow, oh ho ho ho, tomorrow, will be a different kind of sweat, for tomorrow I am having Stephani over again, so instead of just sweat from the god forsaken heat, it will be sweat from my the hot, raw, sweaty animal sex I am going to have ( Read more... )

Today I got the cops called on me, again. This time cuz the bitch that complained about my music before, called my house and as soon as I said "Hello?" she just fuckin went off!! All crazy and shit! So I was waited, I swear 5 minutes, while she was bitching. Then whe she was done, I said "Yeah....thats great, what would make it even better ( Read more... )

Well, it's really late and nobody else is online. I can't sleep, once again, and I have registration tomorrow. Dammit, I'm only gonna getlike an hour of sleep. That'll make a great school picture, I'm gonna look hungover. Probablt act like that to, due to sleep depridation. So yeah, theres this girl my friend Andy has been talking to, and she ( Read more... )

Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuckity fu!!!! What? Me, I'm fine. How are you? FUUUUUUUUCK!! No, seriously, I'm good to go. in fact "I FEEL GOOD!! DUNA DUNA DUNA I KNEW THAT I WOULD NOW!! DUNA DUNA DUNA" Yeah, thats all. FUCKING SHIT!! DAMN IT ALL!!! Ok, bye.