"Because I said so"
Does not make a good excuse
past the age of ten

Would you like to read
real updates about life
or are haikus fine?

I cannot read minds
please give me full instructions
or do it yourself.

A simple haiku
cannot express how I feel
I am bad with words

Sane people get that
acting like you forgot me
is not a good joke.

I almost received a ticket for my not working car because it was still covered in snow. Dad told the po-po that there is no ordinance against whatever my car was doing wrong, but the cop said well if a state of a emergency is declared they can do what they want. This was all because some rabble rousing neighbor of ours called the cops over my ( Read more... )

Each inch of concrete
Does not need to be revealed
from beneath the snow

Argh! I swear to God
I will shove this shovel
where the sun don't shine.

My car doesn't work
So for now it will remain
in it's frozen grave.

Thank god our neighbor
Has a snow plow on his truck
I'm done shoveling!

I did not know that
by making hot chocolate
I would piss her off

Yet another night ( Read more... )

It's now 4 AM ( Read more... )

I want to play WoW
But it's server maintenance day
That's why Tuesdays suck.