What makes you happy?  And it doesn't have to be some big thing, it can be as simple as a piece of cake or the smell of a Christmas tree.

Tell me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJI0EKHoj7Y&feature=related

Gorgeous.

I'd posted this over on Facebook, but it mysteriously disappeared.

Last night, at the casino, someone had SEYMORE BUTTS paged.  Twice.

"Seymore Butts...please meet your party at the lost guest booth.  SEYMORE BUTTS, please meet your party at the lost guest booth!"

I laughed and laughed.

What smells worse than two used tampons?

Answer:  Two used tampons your dog has eaten and then thrown up onto your bed!

I am wearing a ratty sweater with holes all over it.  Am I devil may care or a slob?  YOU TELL ME.

Any time I'd ever spent a night at a hotel with my grandmother (which happened often, mostly in Atlantic City), she ALWAYS talked in her sleep.  Not in any human language, though.  The closest example I can give is that she sounded like a Sim, and in the dreams she was constantly cracking up ( Read more... )

Okay, on what planet should a silver chain cost 55 dollars?  Who is the person buying all of the flavored K Cups!?!?  Why can't I ever remember where the turn off for Leetes Island Road is?!?!    WHY ISN'T IT WARMER OUT?  Will I have to work today??   Why do ramen noodles have so many calories?!  

Can't end soon enough for me.

Today, I think I'm going to go to Target (I'm looking for a silver chain) and I have a sneaky suspicion that I'll end up at work.  Because of this.  Due Monday, but it won't happen.

I'll report back later.

So remember when we were kids (if you're circa Dana aged), we all went to the dentist once a year?  Everything was done during that one visit.  For about the past 8 years or so, it became imperative that we go TWICE a year.  Fine.  Women can't get mammograms because of the cost they aren't necessary for women under 50,  but the dentist twice a year ( Read more... )

I bought these jeans.  They're Levis called "leggings", and they're super skinny.  Being a fatty, I can't help but feel like I'm a pitiful groupie for some Indie band when I wear them and so the best I can hope for is that I'll feel less loserish when I get to pair them with ballet flats.  Not really holding my breath.  Skinny jeans. PEH.