SIXTY years ago, they came to liberate a continent from tyranny. Yesterday, their ranks thinned by time, they returned to salute those mates who had fallen beside them. I like that opening paragraph. Remind me never to go to war.
My phone just did almost fall in the toilet. I just did the most classic catch. I fully juggled it around about five times. My heart skipped a beat like it would if you had a near miss car crash. How materialistic. It's just a phone.