I'm in the hospital.  I have gall stone pancreatitis.they need to run one more test to figure out if they want to remove my gall bladder tomorrow or the next day.

I have a button that dispenses dilaudid (synthetic morphine, ~10x strength) as much as once every fifteen minutes.

Past couple of days have been very eventful.  I'ma go pass out now.

As usual, I am teh misinformed, and teh suck.

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I performed a little self-inventory about my situation today, for no real reason other than I started thinking about how my life is going. I suppose we all do that from time to time. Here's what I found ( Read more... )

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So I was driving home from work. I stopped to get the mail, climbed back into my truck, turned left, started to turn right when some asshole in a black Silverado cuts a turn to sharp and clips my left taillight. He then fucking FLOORS it out of the parking lot with me pointing the other way. I now have a non-working driver's side taillight, no ( Read more... )

Jerry Orbach, who played Lenny in Law and Order, has died of prostate cancer. That he had prostate cancer was released just a few months ago, and he was expected to beat it.

Farewell Lenny, and God speed.

I, um, got engaged and stuff.

Be warned...

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She had three heads.

Best quote I've read in a long time. Find this, and ones like it at this lovely little gem of a web site:

http://www.whywiccanssuck.com