Now maybe I sound like some Civic Republican asshole, sick of boudoir politics, but seriously fuck subterfuge. It makes people feel like assholes ( Read more... )

I've spent the last few days harping about me me me (kinda like right now...wweirrrrd) which is totally lame ass, but whatever.
Anywayyyy I've been reading Joyce's Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, and there's a scene in the book where Stephen gets into a fight because he refuses to say that Byron is a shit poet. I can't really believe that an ( Read more... )

"I am in the midst of writing my second last undergraduate essay, and I cannot for the life of me get myself ( Read more... )

Now maybe it's because I've been working retail since I was 16, but I always try to forge any form of a relationship with store staff. Whether it's saying hello and goodbye to clerks, or actually befriending them. I do this because when I was a clerk I would , for the most part, look forward to seeing certain customers. Of course there are a ( Read more... )

Wahoo a long list of Jack Handey's  Deep Thoughts . Man I used to dig them when I was a little, but it was in the same way that I used to enjoy the Simpsons i.e I got it, but I didn't get it at the same time. Like there was this one SNL sketch with Martin Short where he played this crooked toy manufacturer (no not the same one as Dan Akyroyd but ( Read more... )

I am all about the song Dead Quote Olympics by The Hives. I should remind myself of the lyrics every time I open my mouth and start dishing about Robespierre, or some shit. (Seriously I think it's pretty crazy that he didn't sleep the last four months of his life. I mean shit, I'm a total retard after pulling one all nighter. I mean it's no wonder ( Read more... )

I had an excellent weekend in the city. I did everything I ever really want to do when I come to Toronto which on a sadder note means that I now have to book myself a room in the Frantic-Essay Writers B&B, but they're always so polite, and the rooms are delightfully irritating ( Read more... )

So here's an msn question for you folks. We can all tell if we've been blocked by a person esp if they have a habit of changing their name, but is there any way of knowing if someone has deleted you? I ask because my adoring housemate messaged me yesterday. It went like this ( Read more... )

Oh man this is by far one of the coolest things I have seen in a long time:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=49IDp76kjPw

Watch and be amazed.

People of France, people of brothers
Can you see without shivering with horror
Crime raise the banners
Of carnage and of terror?

You endure the vile horde
Of assassins and brigands
Soiling with its fierce breath
The land of the living

What! This cannibal horde ( Read more... )