I just thought about eating an egg in a hole. Then, I debated within myself about the possibility of a yolkless option: Toast in a hole. Cut out the yellow, plop in some bread, and hell, toss some butter on it ( Read more... )

I bought some gum today. I chew it when I get anxious, and it helps dilute any ticks I may have. I fancy a girl, which is rare, and she makes me act thirteen. Trying to adapt to true desire for someone, after years of general romantic indifference, is a pretty noisy issue. It's like walking on top of loose snow ( Read more... )

Remember my clicky flippy phone? The one that I'd had since 2004 ( Read more... )

I bought a pack of stamps from a machine at the post office.

When I tried to mail a letter they told me I had a pack of 12 cent stamps.

Why do those exist?

I think they have a moth on them.

What a shitty result.

So it looks like it's been 27 weeks since my last entry ( Read more... )

When I was a little kid, I'd make a day of going into the woods with a big stick ( Read more... )

"List seven songs you are into right now, no matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're not any good but they must be songs you're really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your Live Journal along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to ( Read more... )

Feeling kinda useless lately. Meh ( Read more... )

I just did that "over the last year" type thing.

Turns out my entries aren't very exciting. What a bummer.

My christmas tree is like an acid trip.

Hey. Do democracy a favor today and vote ( Read more... )